幽默贺辞
·The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
·Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
·Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
·There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
·Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
·Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
·Love is like film. It needs darkness to develop.
·A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
·Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
·The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
·God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
·Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
·Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off today.
·Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
·Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
·One should love animals. They are so tasty.
·Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.
·Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
·When two's company, three's the result!